WHO IS THAT GUY?!

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WHO IS THAT GUY?!

WHO IS THAT GUY?!


– (nerd) Huh? My name is– what? My name is–
– (Ian) SHUT UP!!! (house music) – So, who’s party is this? – You remember that one dude
from that thing last month? – Uh, what one dude? – That one dude that tried to fit
a ton of hot dogs in his mouth? – (Ian) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh… what’s his name again? – Goddamn it, you don’t know it either? – No. Do you ? (sighs) – Play it cool, okay? – H-Hey, guys! – Hey, dude! – Yeah, dude, thanks for having
us over at this thing, dude. – Yeah, cool, cool. Hey, I’ll be back in a second.
Then we can catch up. – Sure, dude. – All right. – You got it, dude. – All right. (laughter) (sighs) – We’re gonna look like
straight-up douche bags if that guy comes back
and we don’t remember his name. – Dude, we’ll just check Facebook. – Oh, yeah. – (Ian) Nope, nope.
– (Anthony) No. – (Ian) Boom! Got him. – (Anthony) That’s him for sure.
– Uh, he’s not tagged. Okay, what kind of shady asshole
doesn’t tag himself in photos? – Wha-ha? Was that you? – Yeah. Y-Yeah, so what? – How many weiners was that? – That’s not important right now. Seven. – Oh my god! Did they touch the back of your throat?
How did you not gag? – Betcha can’t guess how many
weiners I can fit in my mouth. Give you a hint. It’s eight. – My god! – Eight! (imitates gagging) – (Ian, sarcastically) Oh, look at me!
I can put eight weiners in my mouth! Bet he’s got a douchey name like Carter. Or–
– Chaz! – Taz!
– Magnum. Oh, that was it!
That’s like a half yes. – So what words sound like Magnum? – Uh, mmm… Maaaag. – Meeerham! – Mmmmorgan. – MOON RAMMER! – Okay, that’s definitely not a real name. – You don’t know.
Moon Rammer could be a real name. – No. – Yeah, look: MOON RAMMER! – WHAT?! What do you want? – Hey, chill out, Moon Rammer. – No, man! I’ve had the worst week. – I’m sorry. – Mm, yeah? – What? – It’s a birthday card.
His name’s obviously written inside it. – Oh, yeah. You’re smart. Uh, nope. This one’s just addressed to “my loving son”. – “Dear grandson, these are the last words I’ll write to you from my death bed.” Useless. – Dude, he’s right there! We are f*cked! – Are we? – Look up, kids. Hey, guys, how’s the party treating ya? – Hey, dude! Uh, so I would like you to meet
my new friend that just showed up. – Hey! – Yeah, so he’s got these name tags that he brought with them
so we could all write our names on it and learn each other’s names. Like his name is “E-wan”. – “You-in”. – That’s how you spell Ewin? – Yes, of course it’s how you spell Ewin.
How do you spell it? – I don’t know. U-N?
That’s how it sounds. U-N? That’s “un”.
You spelled “un”. – Ewin. – Anyway, I got these name tags. How about you write your name on it
’cause I don’t know your name ’cause I just got here. – What the f*ck are you guys doing? – Okay, look dude… We gotta come clean
with you about something. – You see, dude, the thing is we just– – Hey! Can you stop saying my name
every time you talk to me? I get it. “Dude” is an uncommon name. – Wait… Nice score, dude. – Sure, dude! (Ian & Anthony) Dude! – Dude! You got it, dude. – Dude! – Dude! – Dude. – Nice mag, dude. (Ian & Anthony) Dude. – Dude. – Dude! – DUDE! – Dude. – Dude! – Moon Rammer. – (Moon Rammer) JESUS, WHAT?! – Uh, yeah, we totally knew that. – Yeah, we were just messing with you. – (Ian laughs) Yeah. – Jokes. – Whatever. See ya later… guys. – Wait, that piece of sh*t
doesn’t even know our names! – (Anthony) Hey, guys, thanks for watching. If you liked the video, make sure to click the biggest yellow button to subscribe. Smosh: The Movie is out now, so click the video
on the right to download it. – (Ian) Is it weird to say
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to check out bloopers and… this. (ominous music) – (Ian) And click the video on the right
to check out our new Every [Blank] Ever: Every [Cat] Ever. – (cat) Why can’t I get it?! My paws were right on it! AARGH! – (Anthony) And if you’re on
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100 thoughts on WHO IS THAT GUY?!

  1. Fun Fact:
    In Phillipines the word EWAN actually means " I don't know " in Tagalog.
    And what a coincidence they DON'T KNOW the name of that dude.
    Like fellow Filipinos for the EWAN!

  2. I have a question if he didn't tag himself in the photo how did you find his Facebook if you don't know his name

  3. Moonrammer?
    mOoNrAmMeR???
    MOooOOONNnNNRneeAAAMMMMmMmmmEEERrrrrrrR
    Out of all the names
    MoOoOoONNnNNANnAMMMmmeeEErrrrrRRR

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