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My Thoughts on the Science Fair (I didn’t like it)

Science fair. (inhales with nose) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (screaming noise) I was talking to a friend saying, “Oh , I know. I can do a video about the science fair, and you know talk about how much it SUCKS!’ And she said, “Oh, at my school, we didn’t do the science fair.”
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My Thoughts on Sports

HEY ENGLAND! For the entirity of this video, I’m going to be calling this sport “Football” and this sport “Soccer”, okay? (POSH RP ACCENT) Well blimey mate, we got a cheeky bugger here. We do we do. Well pip pop cheerio, hope a stiffy wanks your knockers GOD SAVE THE
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My Mom’s Cruel and Unusual Punishments

[Lawyer] Mr. James, on Saturday morning at 10:03 a.m, you were observed coloring a picture of a dinosaur. Is that true? [Young James] *Loud* YEAH. Can we go to wecess? [Lawyer] Even though your mom had repeatedly asked you to clean up your toys, you disobeyed her and colored anyway?
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My Thoughts on Job Interviews

I know ‘GradeAUnderA’ already made a video about this, but shut up, okay? He wasn’t the only person to ever be interviewed. Just because you talk about something doesn’t mean no one else is allowed to talk about it. Now, I’m a young, adult guy, so I only ever applied
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My Poetry Teacher

Ummmm.. I’ll take school facts for $800, Alex. [Reads text on clue] Oh. Oh, man. What is… poetry? I’m sorry Jeff, but the correct answer is all of them. They’re all useless. In my first video, I didn’t have enough time to say this, but I HATE it when people
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Physical Education

I don’t know if any of you guys had to do this in High School, but in my High School, you had to take a Physical Education credit to graduate. So normally, to get it out of the way, in 9th Grade, all the boys would take P.E. and all
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Movies I Thought Were Weird

Do you all remember that classic kids movie made in the 70’s about a pig and a spider? …Yeah. Charlotte’s Web? Remember how it made us a lot of money– I-I mean… Remember how it ended… on a cliffhanger? (Confused murmurs) YEAH! BIG CLIFFHANGER! IT’S BEEN 30 YEARS! EVERYONE WANTS
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