I like to think that my videos, for the most part, have greatly improved in quality from the past year. Let’s watch a clip of my first video, roll the clip. So you know those books you make in elementary school, that you write as a class, and some publishing
HEY ENGLAND! For the entirity of this video, I’m going to be calling this sport “Football” and this sport “Soccer”, okay? (POSH RP ACCENT) Well blimey mate, we got a cheeky bugger here. We do we do. Well pip pop cheerio, hope a stiffy wanks your knockers GOD SAVE THE
[Lawyer] Mr. James, on Saturday morning at 10:03 a.m, you were observed coloring a picture of a dinosaur. Is that true? [Young James] *Loud* YEAH. Can we go to wecess? [Lawyer] Even though your mom had repeatedly asked you to clean up your toys, you disobeyed her and colored anyway?
Hey man, Have you ever noticed that we wear the exact same clothes Every day? We don’t… We don’t wear any clothes What if we’re both just a cartoon character, and that’s why our clothing’s the same? That’s impossible. Cartoon characters’ mouth’s move We just open our mouths and words
I don’t know if any of you guys had to do this in High School, but in my High School, you had to take a Physical Education credit to graduate. So normally, to get it out of the way, in 9th Grade, all the boys would take P.E. and all
Do you all remember that classic kids movie made in the 70’s about a pig and a spider? …Yeah. Charlotte’s Web? Remember how it made us a lot of money– I-I mean… Remember how it ended… on a cliffhanger? (Confused murmurs) YEAH! BIG CLIFFHANGER! IT’S BEEN 30 YEARS! EVERYONE WANTS