Harvard, what’s up?! What’s up?! Graduates, faculty, class marshals, President Faust, Dean Khurana, honored guests, parents, confused tourists, friends, bored siblings and other family members, thank you so much for having me here today and Congratulations to all of you, particularly the class of 2016 and congratulations to the parents.
In an office relationship. It’s special. Um, she’s nice, she’s shy. She’s actually here if you want to meet her. Hold on one second. Oh my God put on a shirt! But I told you that you’d be on camera. I’m sorry. She’s European. No, I told you that you’d
There’s my girl Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train? That was perdium from Philidelphia Ugh, that town smells like cheese steaks That town is full of history! Andrea’s the, uh, office bitch you’ll get used to her hmMMm creed I’m not offended by