Alexander The Great Ivan The Terrible Look alive crème de la Kremlin’s arriving try to serve Ivan no surviving you are a land rover, I am a land expander here to hand you your first loss Alexander In school you like Aristotle smack you harder than you hit that bottle
*Rustic piano music starts* Epic Rap Battles Of History! Winston Chrchill! VERSUS! Theodore Rooseveeeeeeltttt! BEGIN! Bully! a challenge! I love competition now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston? Ha! I’m into fitness, diggin’ ditches through an insthmus rough ridin’ down to Cuba like; What’s up, BIIITCHES!
The Show Off: What up y’all? It’s Ceez in the builds and when Im in the game I like to style with my kills you know that I am the King of Dusty you trying too hard boy you smelling mad musty killing me? you must be mistaken because it’s