(slow music) – What are you doin’ here? – Just watchin’ (slow music) – I’m gonna ride off into the sunset. – That’s the sunrise. – Shit, you know what I mean. (slow music) (wolf howl) (guitar strum) – You got old – Yeah – God, you haven’t aged a
(energetic music) – Pray like hell and hold on. (truck horn blaring) – You’re a two-time loser, Jimmy. One more felony and they throw away the keys. – Know how to ride horse? – I’d expect some resistance. – Define resistance. – Resistance the kinda thing that defines itself, Jimmy.
– Jimmy, let’s go. – I think it’s safe to say that neither of these guys really attended cowboy camp. Ian wasn’t there and Denim suffered from altitude sickness so profoundly that he wasn’t really there. (rock music) The Denim that we know and love wasn’t there. – That was,
– The new mom. – Oh my gosh. – [Boy] Should expect torture. (blows raspberry) – Oh god. – Hours and hours of torture. Lord help me, Lord help me. – [Man] “Wife Swap” is back on Paramount Network. – Oh my gosh am I in a circus family. –
(tires skidding) – I gotta go. Some asshole’s standing in our river. (river flowing) Hey! Hey! – How you doing? – You’re trespassing! – Huh? – Trespassing! – [Fisherman] What? – Get out of our fucking river! – I can’t, that’d be trespassing. – This fucking guy. (river flowing) –
– So, he lives in Orange County, I live here, you live in New York. It’s like the Sankara Stones. When you bring them together, they glow. (angelic music) And then things start to happen. (laughs) – Yeah, I’m the body of the stones. And you guys can all be
Alright, so let’s see. Let’s play from the trashcan to the light post, right? Two-hand touch. We’ll kick off. Alright, people. Listen, I’ve got exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again. Wow, just like in the pros. Okay, come on. Alright, huddle up. Right over here. Wait for
Season two had such a strong, dramatic tone. They were threatened as a family. My world was shaken up, and now there’s going to be consequences. Season three is some of my favorite stuff so far, it’s pretty shocking. There’s big drama going on right under the surface. Action. What