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Trump News Network: LeBron James and Enemies of the People

♪♪ -Welcome back to the Trump News Network, The only news network dedicated to professionalism, integrity. and level-headed journalism. Which brings us to tonight’s top story. Lebron James is a big stupid idiot and I hate him. [ Laughter ] I tweeted about him this weekend. and everyone’s rushing to
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Trump News Network: Impeachment Scandal

♪♪ -Welcome back to the Trump News Network. Nothing but facts and some lies. Everyone’s talking about how the Democrats want to impeach me, and I think it’s very unfair. I think it’s very unfair. I think it’s very unfair. Very unfair. So, now everyone wants to know how I
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The Homepage is Down!!! (with english subtitle)

Come on you little bitches, let’s go. That’s right, oh, snap… Oh, not now. Oh you so suck… Oh come on, oh… Fuck! Hello? Web dude this is Chip at sales, what’s up man? Nothing, I’m working. What’s umm, what’s going on? Hey, you uh, you here in building 3?
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11 Weird Websites That Will Cure Your Boredom!

This is not even–This is not good. This is frustrating me because Oh, there we go, now it’s a tie. Draw! Ok I’m gettin’ SHOOK (Bryan): Shook-nasty. (Matt): And h– (Record scratch) What? (Bryan): What? What did you just say? Shook-nasty? [The Embodiment of the 80s] Hello, and welcome to
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Jimmy Remixes 30 Years of World Wide Web Sounds into a Song

-Did you know that the Worldwide Web just turned 30 years old? -What? -Yeah. It’s the 30th anniversary — or birthday, I guess — of the Internet. -That’s crazy. -Is that the same thing — the Worldwide Web and the Internet? -I think they’re two different things. -They’re two different
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Jonas Brothers Carpool Karaoke

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK, GUYS.>>HAPPY TO HELP.>>James: WHO KNEW THE JONAS BROTHERS WOULD EVER HELP ME GET TO WORK.>>TODAY IS THE DAY.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC, WOULD THAT BE A GOOD IDEA, LISTEN TO THE RADIO.>>THIS IS BASICALLY OUR
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WHO IS THAT GUY?!

– (nerd) Huh? My name is– what? My name is– – (Ian) SHUT UP!!! (house music) – So, who’s party is this? – You remember that one dude from that thing last month? – Uh, what one dude? – That one dude that tried to fit a ton of hot
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