(upbeat guitar music) – [Man] Get to it mates! – Sasquatch versus Roback. Who do you think’s gonna win? – He’s got it! – Yeah! – I’m in the ring with Derek who plays Sasquatch, who’s brilliant and he’s a mountain of a man. – Sasquatch, it’s a pretty cool
Now, look, a lot of people, they’ve been asking me, “Hey, what is it like having your own TV show?” And I tell them all the time, “I don’t have a TV show. I have a web series. This is Netflix.” And I love that this show lives and dies
Come on you little bitches, let’s go. That’s right, oh, snap… Oh, not now. Oh you so suck… Oh come on, oh… Fuck! Hello? Web dude this is Chip at sales, what’s up man? Nothing, I’m working. What’s umm, what’s going on? Hey, you uh, you here in building 3?
WOAH SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU, BUT I LIKE THAT SONG. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME MUSIC AROUND HERE OR… OH, YEAH, YOU CAN GET IT RIGHT THERE. OH. OR YOU CAN GET IT RIGHT THERE. [chaotic beeping] HEY, RON. SO YOU WANT TO SEE ME HAVE SEX?
(dramatic music) (whirring of helicopter rotors) – We’re making a movie. We’re making a cinematic experience for our audience every week. It’s huge. It’s a lot bigger than we even anticipated. Building an entire forward operating base. Building an entire Afghan village. Going up in Black Hawk helicopters. – There’s
This is not even–This is not good. This is frustrating me because Oh, there we go, now it’s a tie. Draw! Ok I’m gettin’ SHOOK (Bryan): Shook-nasty. (Matt): And h– (Record scratch) What? (Bryan): What? What did you just say? Shook-nasty? [The Embodiment of the 80s] Hello, and welcome to
Roadtrip!Uhh.Roadtrip! Ha-ha!This is life on the road, you know? Yeah.It’s all part of it.It’s, it’s a wonderful journey, isn’t it?Pass the parcel, innit.Yeah, exactly, pass the parcel of life, do you know what I mean? On the road.Uh, Kevin. Can you pass me the map, please, geezer?I’ve just got to
Alright, so let’s see. Let’s play from the trashcan to the light post, right? Two-hand touch. We’ll kick off. Alright, people. Listen, I’ve got exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again. Wow, just like in the pros. Okay, come on. Alright, huddle up. Right over here. Wait for