James Corden Invades the NFL Network

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James Corden Invades the NFL Network

James Corden Invades the NFL Network


THE NFL HAVE INVITED ME DOWN TO
NFL MEDIA TO MAKE ME THE NEW FACE OF THE NFL. LET’S START THIS BEAUTIFUL
RELATIONSHIP.>>WHAT’S UP?
SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. JAMES: WHAT AN HONOR TO MEET
YOU. THE FINEST QUARTERBACK THE
DALLAS DOLPHINS HAVE EVER HAD.>>WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
FIRST OF ALL WE’RE GOING TO START WITH THE WAY WE LOOK.
IF YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FEEL GOOD. IF YOU FEEL GOOD, YOU DELIVER
GOOD. JAMES: YOU THINK THAT IS THE
ONE, REALLY? WHAT?
I LOOK LIKE STEVE HARVEY. I SHOULD WARN YOU YOU ARE ABOUT
TO SEE A RIPPED PHYSIQUE. YOU PROBABLY DON’T SEE IT AROUND
THE NFL BECAUSE YOU COVER IT UP WITH ALL OF YOUR PADS. THIS IS NOT UNOBTAINABLE.
JUST SOME DIPS. CRUNCHES.
LOSE A BIT OF THIS. REALLY?
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE BIG SHOULDER PADS? OH, THAT REALLY IS YOU.
>>LOOK AT THAT. I WOULD LISTEN TO EVERYTHING
THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN I’M WATCHING YOU. JAMES: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I THINK YOU’RE GOING TO BE THINKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
REST OF HIS TIE? THREE SUPER BOWLS?>>THREE SUPER BOWL RINGS. JAMES: YOU DON’T WEAR THEM?
WHY?>>I TELL PEOPLE, YOU WIN ONE,
YOU WEAR IT BUT WHEN YOU WIN AS MANY AS I HAVE, YOU DON’T NEED
TO WEAR THEM. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DO.
JAMES: THIS RING SIGNIFIES MY — THIS RING TO KEEP LADIES AT BAY
AND THIS ONE JUST IN CASE I GET — I ACTUALLY HAVE A LAUREL AND
HARDY AUDITION AFTER THIS. THE LAST THING I WANT WHEN I’M
OUT THERE IS TO LOOK STUPID.>>WE DON’T WANT THAT. FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS A
FOOTBALL. JAMES: I’M WELL AWARE THAT YOU
IN AMERICA HAVE CHOSEN A DIFFERENT NAME FOR EVERYTHING
AND THAT THE OTHER GAME PREDOMINANTLY USING YOUR FEET
SHOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL AND THIS SHOULD BE CALLED THROWING
IN BETWEEN COMMERCIALS.>>YOU WILL BE HERE. I THINK YOUR PANTS ARE
SPLITTING. JAMES: YOU GET DOWN HERE LIKE
THIS AND THEN YOU TWERK IT OUT LIKE THAT. THAT’S RIGHT?
YOU’RE TEACHING ME TO TWERK?>>I DON’T SUGGEST YOU TWERK ON
THE FOOTBALL FIELD. IT ALWAYS SOUNDS GOOD TO SAY HE
GETS STRONGER AS THE GAME GOES ON.
JAMES: SHOULD I SAY IT WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT? HE GETS STRONGER AS THE GAME
GOES ON DAVE.>>THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD
DEFENSE. JAMES: THE BEST OFFENSE IS A
GOOD DEFENSE, YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH! THIS AIN’T CONNECT FOUR! THIS IS THE NFL! EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING PLUTO
AND HE IS PLAYING SJENGA. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M SAYING.
I THINK I’M GAME READY.>>I THINK YOU’RE READY. LET’S GO.
JAMES: ALL RIGHT. LET’S DO IT.>>SO IT IS STILL EARLY BUT WE
HAD SOME GUYS GET OUT TO AN EARLY START CH EARLY SEASON
M.V.P. PICK? JAMES: I’VE BEEN LOOKING ON THE
FIELD. A LOT OF GUYS HAVE BEEN LEAVING
IT ALL OUT THERE. I M.V.P. THIS SEASON AARON
RODGERS BECAUSE OF THE PHENOMENAL WORK HE HAS DONE WITH
OLIVIA MUNN.>>WELCOME BACK. I’M MICHAEL. HE IS AKBAR. WE HAVE JAMES CORDEN.
>>I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
>>I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SUPER BOWL.
WHO IS GOING TO BE IN THE SUPER BOWL?
I DON’T KNOW. TAYLOR SWIFT.
I THINK THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. YOU KNOW, AYODELE HAS AN ALBUM
COMING OUT — ADELL HAS AN ALBUM COMING OUT.
BRANDON WEED SEASON GOOD. DEREK CARR.
>>THAT IS GOOD. YOUNG DEEP.
JAMES: I ALWAYS GO DEEP IN MY FANTASIES.>>HE IS PLAYING MONOPOLY. GUESS WHO? SORRY, HE IS COLONEL MUSTARD
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. OH, MOUSE TRAP!
JAMES: WIZARDS BIG AND TALL.>>BUT YOU’RE NOT TALL.
JAMES: BUT I’M BIG. THEY ARE PLAYING WITH FOUR
POUNDS OF BEEF AND NO BUNS. WHO HAS THE BUN? WHO HAS THE THREAT US THE? WHO THAT IS HAS — WHO HAS THE
THREAT US THE? ?
WHO THAT IS TOMATO? LET ME FINISH. THAT IS ONE THING NO ONE IS
SAYING ABOUT THE COLTS,S-WISE. DO YOU AGREE?
>>WHAT ABOUT AARON RODGERS?>>WE ALL LOVE AARON RODGERS.
YOU LOVE HIM, RIGHT? JAMES: I WOULD SPOON HIM UNTIL
HE IS — FEELS SAFE AND WARM.>>IT IS REALLY COLD IN GREEN
BAY. JAMES:
>>AKBAR DOES IT. JAMES: THIS GUY. RIGHT UPFRONT. NOW WE’RE TALKING FANTASIES. NOW WE’RE TALKING FANTASIES.>>THIS IS THOUGHT PROVOKING.
JAMES: COMING UP NEXT ON “TOTAL ACCESS” WE’LL BE TALKING TO A
MEMBER OF THE GEORGETOWN JAGUARS WHO EITHER THROWS THE BALL OR
CATCHES IT. STICK AROUND.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

31 thoughts on James Corden Invades the NFL Network

  1. LMAO ..when his pants started splitting I started laughing my ass off right along with it and when in all seriousness and he goes your pants are splitting it I'm still laughing

  2. I'm So Happy The NFL Makes The right Decison Making James Corden The Face of NFL! Thanks James This is Amazing! ^_^

  3. To all who dislike American football, um don’t watch. I don’t go trolling for england soccer to slam it.

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