Cardi B Carpool Karaoke

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Cardi B Carpool Karaoke

Cardi B Carpool Karaoke


OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>TOTALLY!>>James: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
OKAY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT TO DO THIS.>>YES.>>James: DO YOU MAIN IF WE
LISTEN SOME MUSIC.>>YEAH.>>James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT IS
ON THE RADIO. ♪ SAID LITTLE BITCH, YOU CAN’T
WITH ME IF YOU WANTED TO ♪ THESE EXPENSIVE, THESE IS RED
BOTTOMS, THESE IS BLOODY SHOES ♪ HIT THE STORE, I CAN GET ‘EM
BOTH, I DON’T WANNA CHOOSE ♪ AND I’M QUICK, CUT THAT MAN
OFF SO DON’T GET COMFORTABLE ♪ LOOK, I DON’T DANCE NOW
I MAKE MONEY MOVES ♪ SAY I DON’T GOTTA DANCE
I MAKE MONEY MOVE ♪ IF I SEE YOU AND I DON’T SPEAK
THAT MEANS I DON’T WITH YOU ♪ I’M A BOSS, YOU A WORKER BITCH
I MAKE BLOODY MOVES ♪ I’M THE HOTTEST IN THE STREET
KNOW YOU PROBABLY HEARD OF ME ♪ GOT A BAG AND FIXED MY TEETH
HOPE YOU HOES KNOW IT AIN’T CHEAP
♪ AND I PAY MY MAMA BILLS I AIN’T GOT NO TIME TO CHILL
♪ THINK THESE HOES BE MAD AT ME THEIR BABY FATHER WANT A BILL
♪ SAID LITTLE BITCH, YOU CAN’T (BLEEP) WITH ME IF YOU WANTED
TO ♪ I’M A BOSS, YOU A WORKER BITCH
I MAKE BLOODY MOVES>>I IT THINK MOST OF THE WORLD
IS FELT LIKE YOU CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH– BUT YOU AM BEEN
GRIERNDING AND HUSTLING FOR A LONG TIME, TELL ME ABOUT THAT
TIME, I USED TO BE A SHIPPER SO WHEN I GOT POPPING ON INSTAGRAM,
IT SHOULD BE THE UNITED STATES AND I WAS GOING AROUND LISTENING
TO WHAT PEOPLE WERE LISTENING TO, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DRCH
STYLES SO WHAT WOULD BE SOMETHINGS THAT PEEMENT PEOPLE
LIKE FROM EVERY COAST, BOOM.>>HUGH DID YOU GET PEOPLE TO
MAY YOUR MUSIC TORQUE PLAY YOUR SONGS.>>BY DOING THE MUS ECK. AT FIRST PEOPLE DIDN’T WANT TO
PLAY MY MUSIC ON THE DAMN RADIO, AND A LOT OF THEM WERE SLEEPING
ON ME, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING, I HAD TO KEEP ON MAKING
MUSIC, AND ONE THAT IS GOING TO MAKE THEM CATCH THEIR EYES ON
ME, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I’M FUNNY.>>James: OKAY, SURE.>>SO PEOPLE USUALLY THINK
EVERYTHING IS A JOKE AND HEE HEE HEE, HA HA BUT I’M NOT LAUGHING
TODAY. I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS SERIOUS. BUT THEY WASN’T, THEY WAS
♪ LOOK, MY BITCHES ALL BAD, MY ALL REAL
♪ I RIDE ON HIS (BLEEP) IN SOME BIG TALL HEELS
♪ BIG FAT CHECKS, BIG LARGE BILLS
♪ FRONT, I’LL FLIP LIKE TEN CARTWHEELS
♪ COLD ASS BITCH, I GIVE BROADS CHILLS
♪ TEN DIFFERENT LOOKS AND MY LOOKS ALL KILL
♪ I KISS HIM IN THE MOUTH, I FEEL ALL GRILLS
♪ HE EAT IN THE CAR, THAT’S MEALS ON WHEELS
♪ WOO, I WAS BORN TO FLEX DIAMONDS ON MY NECK
♪ I LIKE BOARDIN’ JETS I LIKE MORNIN’ SEX
♪ BUT NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT I LIKE MORE THAN CHECKS
MONEY
♪ ALL I REALLY WANNA SEE IS THE
MONEY
♪ I DON’T REALLY NEED THE ‘D,’ I
NEED THEMONEY
♪ ALL A BAD BITCH NEED IS THEMONEY FLOW
♪ I GOT BANDS IN THE COUPE GOOD MORNIN! BUSTIN’ OUT THE ROOF
♪ I GOT BANDS IN THE COUPE>>WHAT’S UP CHILDREN? STAY IN SCHOOL! (LAUGHTER)
LISTEN TO YOUR MOM! OR YOU WON’T BE GETTING NO
CHRISTMAS GIFTS! DON’T MIND ME. CHILDREN! SWEET LIKE A HONEY BUN, SPIT
LIKE A TOMMY GUN ♪ ROLLIE A ONE OF ONE, COME GET
YOUR MOMMY SOME ♪ CARDI AT THE TIP-TOP, BITCH
KISS THE RING AND KICK ROCKS, SIS
♪ JUMP IT DOWN, BACK IT UP MAKE THAT PUT DOWN 2K
♪ I LIKE MY DARK LIKE D’USSÉ HE GONNA EAT THIS ASS LIKE SOUP
♪ I WAS BORN TO FLEX, DIAMONDS ON MY NECK
♪ I LIKE BOARDIN’ JETS, I LIKE MORNIN’ SEX
♪ BUT NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT I LIKE MORE THAN KULTURE
KULTURE, KULTURE, KULTURE
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: KNEW I KNOW YOU LOVE CARS, HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU GOT
NOW.>>HAVE I A LAMB BOXER A
LAMBORGHINI TRUCK, I HAVE A BENLY TRUCK, I HAVE A– AND I
HAVE A SUR BUR BAN.>>James: FIVE CARS. NOW MERE’S MY BIGGEST QUESTION. YOU CAN’T DRIVE.>>NO.>>James: SO WHAT IS THE POINT
OF HAVING THESE CARS.>>TAKE PICTURES IN IT. (LAUGHTER).>>James: ARE YOU FOR REAL. YOU’RE LIKE, BUT COULD YOU DO
THAT IN THE SHOWROOM.>>NO, THAT’S BEING AN IMPOSTOR. YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS NOW
THAT I COULD RAP ABOUT THAT NOW THAT I OWN THESE CARS, I CON RAP
ABOUT THEM BECAUSE I DIDN’T OWN THEM, NOW CAN I RAP ABOUT IT.>>James: BECAUSE I THINK YOU
SHOULD LEARN TO DRIVE, CUZ YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THESE INCREDIBLE
CARS, CARS THAT PEOPLE DREAM ABOUT DRIVING.>>IT’S SCARY.>>James: DO YOU WANT ME TO
GIVE YOU A DRIVING LESSON? OKAY. SO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, SLALOM
THROUGH THESE FLAGS AND WE WILL DRIVE THROUGH THE TOP AND
PARALLEL PARK.>>LET ME STICK ON MY SHOES.>>James: OKAY. AND I THINK YOU CAN DO THIS,
CARDI, I DO. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. COME ON, YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS. OKAY. CHECK YOUR MIRRORS ARE IN THE
RIGHT PLACE. YOU ARE GOING GO RIGHT HERE,
LEFT AND RIGHT, OKAY.>>YOU LOOK NERVOUS.>>James: NO, I’M NOT. I’M FINE. KEEP GOING STRAIGHT.>>OKAY.>>James: YOU’VE GOT TO GO IN
AND OUT OF THE FLAGS. YOU GOT TO GO IN AND OUT OF THE
FLAGS.>>I’M SCARED, I’M SCARED.>>James: NOW RIGHT, NOW
RIGHT, GO BACK, PUT IT IN REVERSE. OKAY, OKAY, ROLL BACK, IT’S
FINE, IT’S JUST A CONE WITHIN STOP NOW, STOP, STOP. (LAUGHTER).>>James: IN THROUGH HERE,
DWRE, YES, NOW RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. (LAUGHTER)
LOOK.>>James: YOU REVERSED INTO
IT.>>NO I DIDN’T.>>James: YOU KNOCKED THEM
OVER. THIS CAR SLIEK VERY BIG FOR ME. IT’S NOT FOR A GIRL.>>James: YOU’RE RIGHT TRK
SAUL THE CAR, YOU WILL BE MUCH BETTER IN THE LAMB BORE GIBI. YOU WANT TO TURN THE CAR, THAT
IS IT, THIS WAY. DON’T TURN YOUR BACK THIS
>>AHH! I HIT SOMETHING.>>James: YOU THINK? YOU RECKON? (LAUGHTER)
>>OH GOD, [BLEEP].>>I GIVE UP.>>James: YOU KNOW WHAT, LET’S
MOVE IT AN ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ DIAMONDS ON MY WRIST, THEY
DRIPPIN’ ICE ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ DIAMONDS ON MY WRIST, THEY
DRIPPIN’ ICE ♪ GIVE ME LITTLE SOMETHING TO
REMEMBER CARDI! ♪ TRYNA MAKE LOVE IN A SPRINTER
QUICK TO DROP A LIKE KEMBA ♪ LOOKIN’ LIKE A RIGHT SWIPE ON
TINDER ♪ ON THESE HOES
LIGHT UP MY WRIST ON THESE HOES ♪ NOW I LOOK DOWN ON THESE
BITCHES ♪ I FEEL LIKE I’M ON STILTS ON
THESE HOES ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ CAME THROUGH DRIPPIN’
DRIP, DRIP ♪ DIAMONDS ON MY WRIST, THEY
DRIPPIN’ ICE (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: NOW TALK TO ME ABOUT THE NEW YORK THAT YOU GREW UP
IN, WHAT WAS IT LIKE?>>WELL, I GREW UP LIKE, YOU
KNOW, WHAT PEOPLE WOULD CONSIDER THE GHETTO, SO YEAH, THERE WAS A
LOT OF GANG RELATED THINGS. THERE WAS A LOT OF VIOLENCE, BUT
I ALSO HAD A LOT OF FUN GROWING UP, LIKE PLAYING HIDE N GO SEEKS
IN THE HALLWAYS, HOOKIE PARTIES AND GETTING CHASED BY THE
POLICE.>>James: IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNGER YOU USED TO WALK ASHE WITH A RAZOR BLADE IN YOUR
MOUTH.>>YES.>>James: JUST IN CASE YOU GOT
INTO TROUBLE OR SOMETHING HAPPENED.>>YES, BECAUSE YOU GET INTO
TROUBLE, SOMETHING HAPPENS, SOMEBODY WANT TO RUN UP, YOU
KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING, LIKE T WAS JUST CRAZY, YOU ALWAYS GOT
TO BE CAREFUL. YOU ALWAYS GOT TO BE ON POINT,
YOU ALWAYS GOT TO BE MILITANT, MAN.>>James: ALSO HANDY WHEN AN
AMAZON PACKAGE ARRIVES.>>YOU FLOW WHAT, YOU ARE RIGHT.>>James: THAT IS ONE GOOD
REASON.>>YOU ARE RIGHT
♪ WHO GET THIS STARTED? CARDI! ♪ WHO TOOK YOUR BITCH OUT TO
PARTY? CARDI! ♪ I TOOK YOUR BITCH AND DEPARTED
CARDI! ♪ WHO THAT BE FLY AS A MARTIAN? CARDI! ♪ WHO THAT ON FLEEK IN THE CUT? CARDI! ♪ WHO GOT THE BRICKS IN THE
TRUCK? CARDI! ♪ THEM DIAMONDS GON’ HIT LIKE A
BITCH ON A BITCHY ASS BITCH ♪ BITCH, YOU A WANNABE CARDI
♪ RED BOTTOM M.J., MOONWALK ON A BITCH
♪ MOONWALKIN’ THROUGH YOUR CLIQUE
♪ I’M MOONWALKIN’ IN THE 6 STICKY WITH THE KICK, MOONROCKS
IN THIS BITCH ♪ I’M FROM THE (BLEEP) BRONX
I KEEP THE PUMP IN THE TRUNK ♪ BITCH IF YOU BAD THEN JUMP
MIGHT LEAVE YOUR BITCH IN A SLUMP
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: NOW THERE SAY
PHENOMENON ON THE INTERNET, A WAVE OF PEOPLE WATCHING THESE
VIDEOS CALLED ASMR VIDEOS WHICH I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE. BUT IN IS SOMETHING YOU ARE
REALLY INTO, YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT ST AND WHY WHY YOU LIKE
IT.>>WELL, ASMR ARE PEOPLE LIKE
WHISPERING OR EATING ON A MICROPHONE.>>James: BUT ISN’T IT ALSO
LIKE NOISES WITH YOUR MOUTH.>>YES. THEY JUST DO CERTAIN TYPE OF
MOVEMENT AND THE WAY THEY SPEAK ALL TOGETHER, IT JUST MAKES ME
GO TO SLEEP, IT RELAXES ME.>>James: SO IT IS KIND OF
LIKE MEDITATION BUT WITH MOUTH-BASED NOISES.>>YES.>>James: HELLO, CARDI. APPROXIMATE HELLO, CARDI, IT’S
YOUR GOOD FRIEND JAIMS.>>YEAH, THAT SOUNDS PERVERTED. NO, NO, THAT’S NASTY. YOU KNOW
NOW YOU SOUND LEAK ARE YOU KIND-OF-[BLEEP]
♪ THE ONLY MAN, BABY, I ADORE I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, WHAT’S
MINE IS YOURS ♪ I WANT YOU TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
OF COURSE ♪ BUT I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU
DYIN’ FOR ♪ BE CAREFUL WITH ME
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOIN’? ♪ WHOSE FEELINGS THAT YOU’RE
HURTIN’ AND BRUISIN’? ♪ YOU GON’ GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD
BUT IS IT WORTH THE GIRL THAT YOU’RE LOSIN’? ♪ BE CAREFUL WITH ME
YEAH, IT’S NOT A THREAT, IT’S A WARNIN’
♪ BE CAREFUL WITH ME YEAH, MY HEART IS LIKE A PACKAGE
WITH A FRAGILE LABEL ON IT ♪ BE CAREFUL WITH ME
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) STRANGEST PLACE YOU EVER
PERFORMED.>>WHEN I DO PRIVATE PARTIES I
AM SO SHY, I DID A BAR MITZVAH NOT SO LONG AGO AND I NEVER
PERFORMED IN FRONT OF SO MANY KIDS. AND THEN MY DJ DIDN’T HAVE THE
CLEAN VERSION OF THE SONG.>>James: OARKSZ NO ARE YOU
SERIOUS.>>AND I JUST FELT SO AWKWARD,
BUT THOSE KIDSES WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME AND HI A GOOD TIME
TOO. THE BEST.>>James: SO YOU PLAYED THE
YOUNG FOLK WHAT IS THE OLDEST AUDIENCE YOU EVER PLAYED TO.>>I DON’T THINK HAVE I YET.>>James: YOU DON’T THINK THAT
IS A MARKET THAT HAVE GOT INTO CARDI BRK YET.>>WHERE CAN I PERFORM FOR LIKE
OLDER PEOPLE.>>James: I KNOW A PLACE.>>James: COME ON IN, COME ON
IN, EXECUTION ME, LADIES. HI. CAN WE INTERRUPT. COME UP ON HERE. I’M SO SORRY TO IT HIJACK YOUR
CLASS BUT WE WANTED TO COME, WE THOUGHT WE WANTED TO TRY AND MIX
THINGS UP A BIT. WE THOUGHT CARDI B, BIGGEST
SELLING FEMALE ARTIST IN THE WORLD. THERE IS A GENTLEMAN HERE ON HIS
PHONE, ARE YOU OKAY, SIR?>>CALLING THE REPAIRMAN.>>James: GOOD TO KNOW HE IS
LITERALLY LEAVING TO CALL THE REPAIRMAN. CARDSI B. LET’S GO LET’S
♪ I LIKE IT LIKE THAT ♪ NOW, I LIKE DOLLARS
I LIKE DIAMONDS WHEN THEY WANT A SECOND CHANCE
♪ I LIKE PROVING THEM WRONG I DO WHAT THEY SAY I CAN’T
♪ THEY CALL ME CARDI BARDI BANGING BODY, SPICY MAMI
♪ HOT TAMALE, HOTTER THAN A SOMALI, FUR COAT, FERRARI
♪ HOP OUT THE STU’, JUMP IN THE COUPE
♪ BIG DIPPER ON TOP OF THE ROOF FLEXING ON PEOPLE AS HARD AS I
CAN ♪ EATING HALAL, DRIVING THE LAM’
TOLD THAT GIRL, “I’M SORRY,” THOUGH
♪ ‘BOUT MY COINS LIKE MARIO YEAH, THEY CALL ME CARDI B
♪ I RUN THIS (BLEEP) LIKE CARDIO
♪ I SAID I LIKE IT LIKE THAT>>WAS HE’S YOUR NAME.>>SPENCER.>>MY NAME IS CARDI.>>WHAT.>>CARDI.>>NICE TO MEET YOU.>>NICE TO MEET YOU.>>I’M VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU.>>YAI.>>I’M LOOKING FOR A SIGNIFICANT
OTHER. ARE YOU OKAY.♪ I SAID I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
JUST HAD A BABY.>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CARDI
B, IN ITS STORES NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK, ARE YOU GOING TO
DOWNLOAD THIS?>>YES, I AM.>>James: WE MADE A BELIEVER. ARE YOU A CARDI B FAN. WATCH THE IS SHOES, ARE THEY
EXPENSIVE. THERE WE GO, SEE YOU SOON,
EVERYBODY. SEE YOU GUYS. SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH, BYE. THAT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS. HUGE SUCCESS. I THINK IT’S A NEW FAN BASE
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

100 thoughts on Cardi B Carpool Karaoke

  1. Cash me outside how bout that “cash you outside how bout that??? Her 1:10 just a meme I made alright..?

  2. Yeah.. it's so funny that people buy 5 cars to take pictures in.. when there's so much poverty in the world. That's a great message to the kids

  3. I didn't like Cardi before because of the way she act and talk but I got to give her respect. She's so funny and confident like wow

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